Single sexy website looking for abused TextAmerica users who need a hug.

When we heard that TextAmerica not only started charging its users a monthly fee, but have stated that starting November 1st they are kicking off all their users, we felt we had to say something.

Read their disclaimer here.

And that something is, “come to Cellfish.com where the sun is always shining, and our users sing joyous songs of praise about us every day.”

Seriously, if you are a TextAmerica user we would be happy to have you. We value our users and we are always interested in hearing your thoughts on how we can improve our site. And get this; we’ll actually treat you like human beings. Even more importantly, we’ll treat your cellphone pictures & videos like human beings. Well, not really… We’ll treat them like pics & vids, but we’ll save them, store them, and let you share them with any of your friends and family members.

(Cue: obnoxious infomercial music here and read the next bit in a cheesy announcer voice)

But wait! There’s more! We also allow you to take pics & vids from the web and download it right on your cellphone. Holy Shenanigans Bat Boy!

Yes it’s true. And if you sign up anytime within the next 100 years we’ll give you all of this… For the low, low, low, low price of… Absolutely free! That’s right. You get a better service, in a cooler community, with many more tools, and a sleek design, absolutely free!

*by free we mean really, totally, and completely free
**offer not valid on the moon or at the bottom of the ocean

- Cap’n Cellfish
Last living Civil War veteran