Just a quick note to brag about our mention in today’s Wall Street Journal.

If you could see me, I have been walking around all day making the universal , “nah-nah-ne-boo-boo” symbol. My thumb is on my nose, my four fingers are waving, and my tongue is sticking out.

Most of my co-workers think I am an idiot, but I am merely brimming with company pride.

We sure have come a long way, baby.

Three months ago we were just 6 employees being flogged hourly in the salt mines of Uruguay.
(Very slow internet connection down there and only like one bar of cellphone service) It goes without saying that we didn’t have dental benefits. But now… The WSJ. Yessiree!

Folks, our past was a tragic tale, but our future is bright… Like my new teeth. (lost the old ones to malnutrition)

- Captain Cellfish
Poet Laureate, 1968-1972