Yes friends, in this topsy-turvy era of mobile insanity, Cellfish is here to be your rock. We love all of our users. We welcome you all with open arms. We want to hear what you think of our site. Like a customer oriented floosy, we want you to use us and then give us your feedback.

It has come to our attention that there is a mobile company out there, who is terminating paying customers simply because they complain too much… That is not nice. Not nice at all.

There was a great piece written about it on Open Gardens.

Do we turn any people away? No, not us.

Give us your whiney users, your tired, your poor, your huddled ludite techno-phobes, your schitzophrenic toddlers, your steroid abusing cyclists, your agnostic zealots…

You get the point. We want you all.

Come to Cellfish where our site’s pages are paved with milk n’ honey. And if you have any complaints we will immediately forward you to our new and improved User Solution Center, where Ralph our customer service muskrat, will do everything within his power to solve any and all of your problems.

Unfortunately Ralph, is in fact, a river rodent, who does not have the power of language, or opposable thumbs, and is generally pretty pissy before noon. But do not fret. Cellfish.com cares.

So as the great Steve Perry once sang….

So now I come to you, with open arms
Nothing to hide, believe what I say
So here I am, with open arms
Hoping you’ll see, what your love means to me
(dramatic rock anthem pause inserted here)

…Open arms

- Captain Cellfish

Inventor of the Cheese Doodle