Oh yeah, it’s on now.

Cellfish is proud to announce the opening of our Canadian office.

[insert booming fireworks sound effects here]

The Montreal office will be handling R&D and the maintenance of the Cellfish platform and we are overjoyed to have them aboard. With an office already open in France and the flagship here in New York we are truly equipped and prepared for total global domination with our almost complete weather manipulation machine…

Oh wait, they’re telling me our goals have changed. Now we just want new users to open lockers, learn about all the awesome tools we have, and enjoy our service.

Boring!

Also, we will be releasing our 1st three original series by month’s end so make sure to check them out.
Passion Heights - The Bold and the Beautiful meets 90210 meets 5 cent rubber finger puppets. (it is a sight to behold)

Sexy Kittens - Bikini clad girls prank the fine citizens of the city of New York

Cellfish Self-Help - You ask the questions and our odd ball collection of gurus provide the answers

So it is a busy season here and it’s just getting started.

- Captain Cellfish

Ex-President, Luxembourg